The first thing I noticed is that I now have a raised desk:It's for ergonomic reasons, since you can stand and type as well as sit.
At first, I didn't want to keep the raised setup, but after trying it out for a little bit, I think I'll give it a shot. It's relatively easy to change (if you have a cordless drill driver on you).
This probably means I'll need an LCD monitor, since the big tube monitor is sitting waaaay too close to my face right now. LCDs are usually brighter than CRT screens, though, so if and when I get one, I'll have to make sure it's calibrated correctly, lest photos that look okay to me are too dark for everyone else.
That settled, I can now start the herculean task of unpacking my boxes:However, my boxes are not quite as neat as those of my cow-orker, Erin:Since I've had many friends and meetings in this building, it's not completely new to me. However, it's only after you move into a space that you start to find out its quirks. For example, I'm right by the ping-pong table:
This could get really annoying.
Stuff like underfloor air and cable runs, with access ports that feel like gopher holes:Of course, that doesn't prevent things like really beige hallways:
We're already hard at work de-beiging it.
That's not an executive, that's a plant.
Incidentally, looking at the aerial photo view in MapQuest, I notice that the local post office processing facility has something on the roof:
I hope it's a forever-rate stamp -- it would be a hassle to repaint.
Which is kind of a pity, since it might hit 80 today and it looks really nice out.
Thanks -- Joe
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Maybe coming to visit next week! Looking forward to seeing the new space.
Ah, yes, 80F some degrees outside, windy:) Sorry you missed it, (*I* had off) but hey, maybe you'll be raised high enough to catch a few ping pong balls ;)
Today was a glorious day in G-Burg, Joe, I'm sorry you had to miss it!
And please tell me you'll be getting a nice LCD flatscreen soon? Those CRTs make you look, well, SO outdated ;)
Charley
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Soon those white-noise generators will be kicking in. In the meantime, enjoy the new highchair! Let us know if the higher elevation is a good idea. My desk has the option to do that.
Even though you're from New Jersey, you should front like you're God at ping-pong...
You can carry this off by:
A) Making up complicated ping-pong expert terms... "You may as well be throwing a tennis ball off a wall if your opponent doesn't utilize the Guggenheim Paddle Method."
B) Capitalizing on being of Asian descent. While it's sad that stereotypes exist..well, it'd be sadder if one didn't work it to their advantage, no?
I'm French, and 5' tall on a good hair day... but I played hoop in college, and I'm pretty good. Whenever I started at a new school, I'd always work myself into whatever hoop game the kids were playing.
I'd make a point to try to Girl it up before the game, too... which I was chosen last for every time. "If any of you breaks one of my nails, I'm going to be very, very upset."
I'd Girl it up right until the ball got to me..even acting scared as it was thrown my way. Once I got the ball, I went straight at the best kid on the other team, or I'd try a really long jump shot. It wasn't unusual for spectators to LOL once I shifted into high gear.
In the end, I'd taught the kids a valuable lesson about stereotypes, and- if I had been truly working this angle- I'd collect bet money from the other staff members (as I'd have been in the teacher's room earlier that day going "20 points vs. $20...who wants some Dr. Stacey?"
Keep in mind... I'm proposing the opposite for you... you'll be fronting like you're excellent, when you really have no skill at all. That should be even funnier once you spring the trap.
C) Buy a paddle. Write on it. Display it in your off, umm, cubicle. Never mention it until someone asks, which is key.... but then be like "I beat Wan Xi Jun in college," then tail off. Act offended that they don't know who WXJ is... then be like "the Babe Ruth of Asia."
4) This only is funny if you can't play ping-pong at all. If you're even a little bit good, you'll end up lookin
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