The End of Flat Scalzi's Adventures at AOL

Well, all good things (and this photo jaunt, too) must come to an end, so here we'll wrap up Flat Scalzi's expedition to AOL HQ and send him on his way to parts unknown.

(In case you missed it, here you can find Parts Four, Three, Two and One; there are 5 entries total, which is actually about 4 more entries than I'd originally planned to do.)

We last saw the Flat One in a variety of violent tableaus featuring different McFarlane figurines (figurines are like dolls for boys), but fortunately, we leave behind the bloody hacksaws and such for a British Flag and Beefeater:

Nice hat. Say something if you don't want me to take it.

From a bit of British flavour, to the ultimate in Americana, the big foam finger:

You're the Man. No, you're the Man. We're Number One!

Next, we finally see the rough bunch, responsible for all the previous mayhem and violent imagery:

Former Scalzi cohorts John, Erin & Cian.

Of the above three, can you guess brought Flat Scalzi to the Hundred Acre Wood (home of Winnie the Pooh and pals?

Flat Scalzi is no Christopher Robin.

Finally, our parting photo finds Flat Scalzi on one of the external staircases, looking out onto the campus (CC1 is to the left; the wedding cake thing is HQ):

"Nice place you have here."

Anyway, that's the last stop in the Dulles itinerary; as we speak, Flat Scalzi is in an envelope somewhere, heading over to one of the other AOL offices; from there, he should be heading over to Ohio, for a joyful reunion with his marginally more-dimensioned namesake.

Thanks to Tee, the Smurf, Julie, Bea, Paul, and of course, Flat Scalzi himself, for putting this all together.

Thanks -- Joe

Tags: AOL Journals, Flat Scalzi, Scalzi